I’d like to take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy Chocolate Egg Day! May your Easter Bunny strew your lawn with copious chocolate eggs as he goes by on his Easter Scooter. I know he exists because I have seen him on the television. May your day be filled with family and turkey dinner and sunshine and daffodils. May Saint Mary Berry be worshiped as you all look into her book of knowledge and create her Simnel cake and Hot Cross Buns.
Us more unenlightened and primitive beings may be found watching the sunrise on Sunday morning ,worshiping the nailed God, who was horribly tortured and killed, then rose from the dead so that we could get forgiveness for all our wrong doings and be with Him after we die. We will probably gather together and sing about it and get quite excited.
We might even talk about him returning to judge the world ….
May your Chocolate bless and save you. (Actually I quite enjoyed Mary Berry’s Easter program.)